#715 - Heckin' Doggos

#715 - Heckin' Doggos

Yo yo yo wassup it's ya boyeeeeeee DOOM bringing you a fresh new page! Freshly HOT page! Steaming hot fresh page! Freshly shat, is what I'm saying. Directly onto the carpet. Bad dog. That's never going to come out of there. We're never going to be able to look at this carpet without Page #715 just being smeared in there. Just little remnants of Page #715, staring back at us, everytime we look at our nice new carpet. Which is no longer nice. Or new. Because somebody shat a page on it. That's it. I'm getting the newspaper!

What's that? Newspapers aren't real anymore? Everyone reads their news online? Via scandalous clickbait articles?? Then I'll just beat you with this tablet instead!! How's this for a clickbait article: Local Webcomic Writer Beats Reader To Death-- You Won't BELIEVE How Much Blood There Is! Next Up: Recipes for Chicken -- In An Air Fryer!?

New Manga: I Can't Believe I Beat My Reader To Death After Accusing Them Of Shitting A Page Onto My Nice New Carpet, Which Is Neither Nice Nor New, Due To The Shit, and then I Cooked Chicken Afterwards!?

This comment is getting out of hand.

WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY!! This week. And next week. But not in the comic!! No, no, in REAL LIFE!! That thing YOU'RE IN right now! It's our good friend, loyal fan, but non-Patron for some reason despite having fat stacks, NELYION!! Again, in real life. He's here. In my home. FOR TWO WEEKS! Because of reasons. His reasons, not mine. But it's my problem all the same. JK! We're gonna eat wings. SO MANY WINGS.

As long as we don't get buffalo sauce poops and shit on the carpet, like SOME PEOPLE READING THIS (you), it'll be a good visit!

But if he does get buffalo sauce poops and shit on my carpet, well, they don't call me Doomdragon "Kills People Who Buffalo Shit On His Carpet And Then Dumps Them Into the Tennessee River" 6 for nothing!

See you all next week! Whether or not Nelyion is still here depends entirely on his tolerance for buffalo sauce in proximity to my carpets.

-- Doomie (and Nel-kun) out
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11.16.2022, 12:16 AM
Guest (Guest)
Dog Gone It!

When dev's don't have time to create custom animations (hopping fences) you just have units teleport as needed.
11.16.2022, 4:44 PM
Oof. Still in cutscene mode.
11.16.2022, 9:58 PM
Tatsa_All_Folks (Guest)
I know! I was going to say the same thing! ...Do you think their HP's going to be reduced when the battle starts, or will they be miraculously healed of these pup bites once the swoosh strikes?
11.18.2022, 4:57 AM
Mmm... If this was a failed QTE, maybe, but I don't think so.
11.16.2022, 10:30 PM
Blue_Elite (Guest)
I choose to believe Rabble makes a squeaky dog toy sound while being mauled.

Didn't you move? Do you still have access to the Tennessee River or do you need a new body dumping river now?
'Cause I can't legally help you there. N-not that I'd be an expert on that or anything; at least as far as the courts know...
Just don't fall for this trick.
11.17.2022, 6:05 AM
I did move! I am now in Tennessee and directly next to the Tennessee river! Previously I was in Alabama, and adjacent to a different river.
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