#711 - White Van Says

#711 - White Van Says

Hi! I have nothing to say! Enjoy this Cherry(?) sketch I made in two minutes! I say Cherry(?) because I don't know how to draw Cherry!


Or at all, really! That's why I hire Atari. Boy howdy can THAT man draw! In fact, he drew all that shit! ^ Look at all that! Or maybe all that shit v < >. Depending on where or how you're reading this. Did you know I have to post this motherfucker on like 7 different sites? It takes me like 30 minutes to schedule a page! All for 3 comments, 1 Facebook share, 2 Tumblr likes, and a hip discord meme react. (Those are my favorite.)

But you know what! It aint about that. It's about me. And you. Sitting in this room. Right now. Making direct, intimate eye contact. No, don't look away. This is what it's about. This is humanity. This is human.

Well, you're human. I'm just 3 monkeys in a trench coat. TRYING to write Shakespeare. But all I keep getting is *gestures at RPG World* whatever this is. But I'm sure I'll get it! One day.

One day.... [You hear the sweet sound of gentle monkey tears.]
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10.19.2022, 12:37 AM
Down with the Van!
10.19.2022, 6:25 AM
The unicorn makes this funnier
10.19.2022, 6:26 AM
7 sites? Wow!
I didn’t even know there were 7 sites to post things too. I can only name 5 the top of my head.

Also, I love the van telling people to not run to make it easier. That made me laugh
10.19.2022, 7:48 AM
Let's see, I do:
- ComicFury
- Facebook
- Tumblr
- Webtoons
- Patreon
- Discord VIP Early Access
- Discord scheduler

And after the fact,
- DeviantArt
- Twitter
- Reddit

I've quit doing Twitter and Reddit though because those didn't reach anybody.

I could post to other webcomic sites but good lord
10.29.2022, 2:57 PM
Ben (Guest)
Why not post it on Keenspot?
Go full hipster and do what the original did.
11.1.2022, 4:22 PM
I tried! They're actually not open to new comics. Wild.
10.19.2022, 7:49 AM
Refugnic (Guest)
Make that four comments and counting. :)

No really, I appreciate the trouble you (and Atari) go to week for week.
RPGWorld has been on my 'Wednesday' schedule for a whole while now and I don't intend to go anywhere until I see this story conclude.

I may not be saying much, but that does not mean I'm not there. :)

Keep up the good work, both of you.
For you know how it is...if you make even just one person's day, it was already well worth the effort. Especially if it's your own day you're making. ;)
10.19.2022, 9:02 AM
[The middle trenchcoat monkey extends an arm to you. It is holding a Thank-You Banana.]
[The Thank-You Banana is added to your inventory.]
[You notice more gnats flying around you than normal.]
10.19.2022, 12:24 PM
How dare you lie about Truck-kun! Truck-kun will lead us to salvation... and harems!

Truck-kun... oh, wait, it is a van?

10.19.2022, 3:03 PM
Yeah don't listen to Van-kun, Van-kun just gets you kidnapped to another world. In someone's basement
10.19.2022, 11:15 PM

This is the highlight of the middle of my week right now, thanks guys!
10.20.2022, 3:12 AM
Blue_Elite (Guest)
I hope you've got a good accountant Glenn, cause it looks like you're in for a net loss! 😆

Eh? 😃

Ehhhhhhhhhh? 😅
10.20.2022, 5:03 AM
Beast Within
Sorry for the lack of comments from me. I guess I slacked off checking during the last hiatus and when it came back I'd read the comics, but forgot to leave comment. I'll try to comment more often again.

Don't have anything to say on the page though ^^;

I had no idea you had a Twitter Account. I'm following now, and if you start posting there again I will retweet.
10.22.2022, 10:16 AM
Wakeangel2001 (Guest)
is the white van the boss fight? I remember FF bosses could be stuff like trains, which you could suplex if you were playing a monk...is Eikre gonna stab it? STAB THE VAN!
10.22.2022, 10:46 AM
I'd make a joke about stab attacks slashing the tires but that's literally the point of a fight in the FF7 Remake soooooooooo
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