#689 - It's a Mailbox
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#689 - It's a Mailbox
4/20/2022

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Okay. Y'all. Listen. This joke made sense when I wrote it. In fact, it even made me laugh out loud.

Now I have no idea what it's talking about. But guess what! The page is MADE! It's IN THERE! We don't get do-overs, like the Hollywood elite that is DC Universe. These pages are like stone tablets; forever untouched by time.

A reverse Diane?? I even made a post about it in the Discord. Like "spoilers be damned, what in the hell was this joke?" Nobody knew. It was inscrutable.

So! Here is my best guess: Diane was a Harlot class. She is half-monster. So she was a monster, sexer?? Like a sexer who was a monster. But then how would that be a REVERSE Diane??

Or maybe it's because like, Diane is a monster who sexes--- so this would be Cherry, who sexes monsters. That has to be it, right?? That's the only explanation??

Is that funny?? Like, genuinely, is that a good joke?? How did I come up with that naturally?? I remember writing it. I was over there *points*, in my kitchen, months ago, writing it. And there was no mulling it over, trying to find the perfect wording. It just came to me, and it was written, and I was like, "Ah! Yes! A fine joke. Let us move on."

h O w ? ? ¿ ? Gods, I wish I could go back to that time. Get in that mindset. See what I was thinking, if it was funny. *looks forlornly at Past Doom* I'm tryna get like you, chief.

Anyway! That's that! Except it's NOT! This page was originally titled "Can We Just Open The Goddamn Chest Already". Which doesn't make ANY SENSE! Because the chest was ALREADY OPENED!

Whole page history is a mess. But you know what? It still makes me laugh. And that's comedy, baby.
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4.20.2022, 10:33 AM
Ian the Great
1. I love when the best joke is the title of the page.
2. Diane is a sexy monster, so if Cherry is a monster sexer, I think that tracks as a reverse Diane.
3. Reka Centric Plotlines! Yay!
4.20.2022, 10:40 AM
DoomDragon6
1: it's one last little chance to reach the audience
2: that tracks too. Was that the intention? We'll never know!
3: Skuuba arc has been 80% Reka 😎. I almost didn't even revive her before the Skuuba arc. Can you imagine?
4.21.2022, 10:39 AM
Ian the Great
80% Reka and I'm here for it. I think this has been really deftly done, and honestly about 20 years overdue. Even Rabble Rouser has had more character focus than Reka.
This has been great.
4.21.2022, 11:06 AM
DoomDragon6
Aww, thanks! That means a lot. I always wonder if I give something enough balance of tact, weight, and humor.
4.20.2022, 1:15 PM
Blue_Elite
Blue_Elite (Guest)
Reka is beating a dead box.
She's beatboxing. 😎
4.20.2022, 1:40 PM
DoomDragon6
If only Rabble were here
4.20.2022, 11:39 PM
Pop
Pop (Guest)
Enough with sexualizing this box. Now just jam that key into the keyhole and twirl it around...

Panel 2: she is kick boxing.

Diane is a woman who harshly nut-kicks dudes who piss her off? A 'monster' who de-sexes males?

Meanwhile Eikre appears with his "Federal Boob Inspector" shirt and says he has to correctly sex all the fine fine monsters in this night club.

Perfect title name for this strip.
4.21.2022, 2:21 AM
FuzzyZergling
I mean, you could argue that Diane is a human sexer...
4.21.2022, 5:27 PM
DoomDragon6
Alternate Title: Chesticles
4.21.2022, 8:27 PM
Blue_Elite
Blue_Elite (Guest)
I LOL'd. 🤣
4.21.2022, 11:38 PM
DoomDragon6
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