WELL~ this is part one of a special 2-page week! What makes this week special? Why two pages? Oh, nothing really. I just thought this part was a little slow paced and not worth waiting two whole weeks to get through. Bad writing on my part? Perhaps! But I’m God here, so I can manipulate time as I please.
When’s the next one? THURSDAY my homies! So if you’re reading this on Wednesday, like some kind of sad animal at the zoo with a set schedule, you’ve got less than 24 hours to wait! And if you’re subscribed, you’re just getting a notification randomly out of nowhere! How exciting for you!
And if you’re a reader who just pops in when the hell ever? Boi you probably missed a page. Go back!
If you’re a new reader coming in, in like 2021 or something, then you didn’t notice a difference. You’re probably not even reading these! You’re just shotgunning through like some sort of crazed literate hillbilly! If you read this leave a comment. I expect ZILLIONS of comments here, folks. I work very hard on whatever nonsense I type down here, in some sort of ritalin-xanax haze.
Normally I skip author comments on webcomics because they're usually just a lot of hot air with no real substance...but I DO always read yours. Your weird (in a good way) sense of humor amuses me.
Why wouldn't they eat fish? Humans eat chickens aka the chicken of the sea.. land, crap, tuna of the land. There we go.
Heck, some humans eat monkeys.
And as we all know: all the vitamins and nutrients a person could ever need are found in their fellow man (yay for cannibal jokes).
And the carnivorous sea people got to eat something. Unless they eat sea tofu.
Other than that, the Scuba don't believe in "cooking" (except for anachronistic fire and maybe lava pits), they don't mind excess salt, and everything is soggy and moist.
Or maybe they don't have any cuisine at all, they just breath in thousands of plankton constantly. Fully sentient plankton.
Here I am from the distant year of 2021. Gotta say, things have changed a lot in the past two weeks. Money's useless, unless you're looking for kindling for your fire barrel. These days we mostly use ammunition and canned goods for currency. Yep, things aren't the same as they used to be, but thank god we still got webcomics. What a dark future it'd be otherwise.
Thanks for all the hard work!
Heck, some humans eat monkeys.
And as we all know: all the vitamins and nutrients a person could ever need are found in their fellow man (yay for cannibal jokes).
And the carnivorous sea people got to eat something. Unless they eat sea tofu.
Other than that, the Scuba don't believe in "cooking" (except for anachronistic fire and maybe lava pits), they don't mind excess salt, and everything is soggy and moist.
Or maybe they don't have any cuisine at all, they just breath in thousands of plankton constantly. Fully sentient plankton.
What hurts most is the accuracy.