#642 - Poo-Poo Fruit
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#642 - Poo-Poo Fruit
6/3/2020

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Syd is too good and pure for this world.

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6.3.2020, 12:40 AM
Beast Within (work)
Beast Within (work) (Guest)
Fertilizer is Poop, so she's probly had poop grown fruit without even knowing it.

Also I'm glad she doesn't want to eat it I don't want them to be best friends I want them to be lovers. I'm sorry Plum, I ship you two.
6.3.2020, 10:41 AM
Blue_Elite
Blue_Elite (Guest)
"Syd is too good and pure for this world."

Kinda makes you wonder HOW he became an Evil Soldier to begin with. One can only fathom the dark, twisted path that caused an idiot with bad eyesight to work for an evil overlord.
Or knowing Syd, he went to the wrong job interview and they hired him on the spot as a disposable minion to be "made an example of."
6.3.2020, 11:32 AM
DoomDragon6
Man. Times are tough. People just need jobs.
6.3.2020, 12:09 PM
Wakeangel2001
Wakeangel2001 (Guest)
I bet she'd eat it if it was called a Star Fruit. Oh, I just remembered this old cartoon, Time Squad, where they went back to the Earl of Sandwich, and his culinary creation wasn't catching on because he decided to name it "Stinky Pilo Poo" because it was his mother's maiden name, and the famous food critic (who would eat a spit-roasted RAT if it had a fancy name) wouldn't go near it because of the unappetizing name.
6.6.2020, 1:49 PM
Otaku
Not that things can't share names, but the carambola is already known as star fruit. I don't remember when I first saw it, but I remember my mom splurging (they weren't cheap at the time) and picking one up so I could prove it was a "thing" to my class at school. I think I was in... 3rd grade at the time?
6.4.2020, 2:04 AM
Big
Big (Guest)
Another fruity name would be Starbursts.

Dude knows more about plants and the wilderness than the Elf. Granted he is a low level Naked Snake (Metal Gear) who gets to put his hardcore soldier survival training to good use. And learn if friendship can blossom on the battlefield. Like this fruit did. In poop.
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